Darkmatter2525 (feat. God, Devil, Jesus, Jeffery Flying Baby) - The God Rap (video je v Humoru)
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Hey, you...this ain't on your iPod
This is a straight up mutha fuckin' iGod
What's that you say, Im gonna burn forevea?
Yeah I said it, so y'all betta get yo' shit togetha!
Hey, sinner...put back on your pants...
'cause where you is goin' you ain't gonna stand a snowball's chance...
Goodness, I thought, was so overrated
It all ended with the first bitch I created
Golly gee Eve, this fruit is really fruity
Yeah whatever, shut the fuck up and slam me in the booty.
7 billion people ain't enough...put away that condom
Don't go near the butt, remember what happened to Sodom
I be kickin' it all night, bustin' rhymes
You ain't gonna hear me stop 'till the end times
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Deadly angels? You'd never think they were
That is until I made my prize, Lucy Fur
LUCY FUR TAKES THE MIC
My tongue is forked and my horns are sharp
Down here you play the guitar, cause there ain't no stinkin' harp.
I'm a dark demon coming in the night
You won't go to heaven, but that shit ain't such a plight
You see, in the Bible there was only eight I killed
But Yahweh slaughtered millions, graveyards were filled
You see in hell there are fires that is true
But they don't tell you they're just for barbecue
Turn that frown upsidedown when we finally meet
'course that'll be easy to do when youre hangin' by your feet
God: what you tryin' to do you tryin' ta make me look bad?
Lucy: well that's easy to do when you always so mad
God: I so loved the world that I gave my only son, my savior device
Lucy: but he came back to life, so that ain't no sacrifice
God: You a clever little demon, I'll give ya that
Lucy: Is that why you did nothin' when in your face I spat
J-E-F-F-E-R-Y
He's the little baby who takes to the sky
Don't fuck with him or he'll fuck with you
And if you do he'll go poo poo
Crusin' little baby in his dodge viper
Getting' high all day on his muthafuckin' diaper
The Father, the Son , the little flyin' baby
So long as he's there, maybe, just maybe
Things won't be so bad or diabolical
Keepin' God in check when he's oh so megalomaniacal
J-E-S-U-S, He's the best, no need to stress
Above and beyond all the rest
The apostles all knew he had the biggest sack
Looked 'em dead in the eye an said "I'll be back" (Arnold voice)
Sinners beware he'll be back in about a week
Fuck with him an' he'll turn the other ass cheek
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone
But beware, for on YouTube the Atheist will pwn
What's with all these Creationists who think they can debate?
They don't make points, they mentally masturbate.
They think it's a revolution, denying evolution
Someone call the white coats from the mental institution
Now you may think this law is Poe
But these muthafuckas think they can run the show
Last time they did we had some poor disposition
Cuz they was cranking 'dem racks an' runnin' that inquisition
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