Neskutečné!
Díky za linky, hlavně ty s kartami, nebo jak bych to nazvala, nejenom Sherlock and Co., ale ani já jsem si neuvědomila, jak se obohatím, poslední dva "vážnější" linky jsou fakt studnice.
Mno, tak DVA takové sluhy, to bych snad nedala ani já, a že jsem měla tendenci je chvílemi vybraným jedincům i závidět!
Trocha biologie in AJ:
If you bite it and you die, it is poisonous.
If it bites you and you die, it is venomous.
Tohle není legrace, tohle je pravda!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/f0f065626ccc ... r1_500.pngZlatá slova:
I think that people are like books:
Everyone has a cover that we all see but you have to read the pages to be truly able to understand and judge the content
We find books that we like
We find books that we never forget, that comes into our lives and make a mark in our souls
We find books that wasn’t our type, but maybe it taught us something along the way
We find books that we love and want to keep with us forever
Books teach us love, hate, compassion, jealousy, loyalty, treason, longing, happiness, sadness, it shows us death and life
People are the same
Ještě zlatější slova (promiň, Smaugu):
"People think of education as something they can finish."
Isaac AsimovKrávy stokrát jinak a (skoro) fšude:
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Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
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Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
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Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
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Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
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Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.
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Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
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An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
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A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
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Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
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An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
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A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
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Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
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An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
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Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
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Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
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Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
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Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
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Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
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A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
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A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
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Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
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PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
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Moffat:You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
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An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
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Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
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Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
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Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?
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Cows: The shit you go through.
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